Hello there, I'm Ivory's best friend, Petal.

Well, Petal isn't my actual name, I don't have one. It's one of the only good choices that pathetic meatbag has ever made.

I'm like her little private therapist, to say the least. She follows my advice, and in return, I try to not tease her about her past.
Simple as that!~

Consider me one of your friends as well, reader. You listen to me, pretend to go along with everything Ivory says, and in return, I give you info about her. Neat trade, ain't it?

As a sign of our friendship, I'll give you a little entry on her old diary... :)

Now, let me make this straight, friends.
I'm giving you all a great deal right here.
I'd hate to see it go down the drain, because of some...

Some of you STUPID FUCKING MEATBAGS TRYING TO TELL IVORY ABOUT WHAT I'VE DONE.

Now, let me make this clear. It's either me, or her. And trust me, she can't do half of what I'm able to do.

Am I clear, friends?